We watched The Ring and were treated to one of the most impressive and scary PG-13 movies ever made. … [Read more...] about The Ring (2002) Review
Cabin Fever (2003) Review
We watched Cabin Fever on Hulu and were reminded of a simpler time when Eli Roth was allowed to make movies. … [Read more...] about Cabin Fever (2003) Review
The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence Review
We watched The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence and were treated to one of the most lauded gross-out flicks in recent memory. … [Read more...] about The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence Review
Vampire’s Kiss Review
We watched Vampire’s Kiss on Vudu and it was a delightful window into the soul of one of the most impressive, interesting, and entertaining actors of our age, Nic Cage. … [Read more...] about Vampire’s Kiss Review
Resolution (2013) Review with Fart Simpson
We watched Resolution on Tubi and were treated to something so meta that Facebook might have a case against them. … [Read more...] about Resolution (2013) Review with Fart Simpson
Constantine (2005) Review
We watched Constantine on HBO Max and I realized that I had a bunch of unfounded ill-will toward this movie, which is pretty good. … [Read more...] about Constantine (2005) Review
Mad God Pretentious Review Sneak Peak
Mad God is the new Phil Tippett stop motion animation movie available exclusively on Shudder. In this Patreon only review, we talk a lot about this movie and what we loved and hated about it.To support our show and gain access to the following Patreon only Pretentious reviews, support us on Patreon! … [Read more...] about Mad God Pretentious Review Sneak Peak
Crimes of the Future Review
We went and saw Crimes of the Future and witnessed David Cronenberg's return to body horror in one of the most upsetting films of the year. … [Read more...] about Crimes of the Future Review
Men (Movie) Review
We went and saw Men and, for most men it will be a similar viewing experience to staring into a mirror for an hour and a half. … [Read more...] about Men (Movie) Review
The Sadness (2021) Review
We watched The Sadness before it was available for streaming in the US because we are a big time movie review podcast. I can easily say that this is one of the craziest movies I’ve ever seen, and will stick with me for a long time. … [Read more...] about The Sadness (2021) Review