Bryce Hanson

Anna and the Apocalypse is a mix of Shaun of the Dead and High School Musical, except less funny and with worse music. … [Read more...] about Anna and the Apocalypse Review

What can I say about The Forever Purge that hasn’t already been said by its title? … [Read more...] about The Forever Purge Review

In honor of pride month, we watched Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, and it brings a whole new meaning to scream queen. Freddy’s back for revenge, and he doesn’t give a fuck if you’re dreaming or not. … [Read more...] about A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge Review

The Conjuring The Devil Made Me Do It, or as I call it “TCTDMMDI” is the 8th movie in the Conjuring Cinematic Universe, or as I call it “The CCU”, and the second direct sequel to the original The Conjuring, and the 5th film in the series since anyone gave a fuck. … [Read more...] about The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It Review

We watched Train to Busan, and it was a bullet train to fun! … [Read more...] about Train to Busan Review

One of the best and most influential family-based haunted house movies. Poltergeist still holds up in terms of story and special effects. … [Read more...] about Poltergeist (1982) Review

No, not the woods, nothing good ever happens in the woods.. … [Read more...] about In The Earth Review

Mary is scary. Not the virgin Mary, I'm talking about a different switcheroo Mary. This film ends up being an interesting idea poorly executed. … [Read more...] about The Unholy (2021) Review

The Thing is the thingiest thing that ever thinged. … [Read more...] about The Thing (1982) Review