Have you ever fallen in love with a car? Like really fallen in love with a car? Well take that lust and combine it with a horror movie, and you get Titane.SynopsisTitane is about a lot of things. I mean, what isn’t Titane about? It’s not quite a Tit, and it’s not quite an Ane, but maaaan…so to answer your question, I dunno.Just kidding, it’s about the worlds most famous female auto show twerker/serial killer getting pregnant from fucking a car, and posing as a grieving father’s long lost son. So, you know, that old yarn.Review of TitaneThis movie is really something else. There are obvious comparisons to David Croenenberg since it has some great disturbing body horror, but at the same time, it’s not like anything I’ve seen before. There is very little hand holding, to the point where it’s never quite explained why the protagonist does the things she does. But it’s apparent that even the protagonist doesn’t know either.It’s a dream-like film with evocative lighting, disturbing … [Read more...] about Titane Review
Horror Movie Talk Episodes
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The Menu Review
We went and saw The Menu, and were plated with a heaping helping of comedy drenched in satire, smothered in secret sauce. … [Read more...] about The Menu Review
The Strangers Review
People are strange when you're a stranger. This week we review The Strangers. Why? Because we were home. SynopsisA young couple comes home late after a friend’s wedding. Kristen, played by Liv Tyler, and James, played by Scott Speedman, appear distraught despite the obvious preparations for a romantic evening at home. We learn that their evening has been ruined by a failed proposal, and they awkwardly work their way through the fallout.In the midst of their relationship turmoil in the middle of the night, they receive a strange visitor looking for “Tamara”. They turn the teen girl away, but she soon returns.Eventually more Strangers in masks show up and torment the young couple with increasingly strange behavior.Review of The StrangersThe Strangers is in a group of super nihilistic horror films that use lack of motive, message, and pretense to their advantage. The dread felt in this movie is strong, and is caused by the confusion and hopelessness of the protagonists’ situation.The … [Read more...] about The Strangers Review
Dashcam Review
We watched Dashcam on Hulu and got treated to the best 67 minutes of comedy laced terror wrapped in found footage goodness since Creep. … [Read more...] about Dashcam Review
Bonus Voicemail Episode – Whores Only 3
You called. We answered again. … [Read more...] about Bonus Voicemail Episode – Whores Only 3
Smile Review
When you're smiling the whole world smiles at you. Maybe not in this case, but most of the resto of the time. … [Read more...] about Smile Review
Terrifier 2 Review
We watched Terrifier 2 and were treated to a homage to 80’s slashers with a runtime of a Lord of the Rings movie. … [Read more...] about Terrifier 2 Review
Bonus Voicemail Episode – Whores Only 2
You called. We came twice. … [Read more...] about Bonus Voicemail Episode – Whores Only 2
Dog Soldiers Review
If you're ready for a howlin' good time, look no further than Dog Soldiers. The setup of a group of soldiers provides an ideal level of character development and werewolf fodder in this 2002 monster movie. … [Read more...] about Dog Soldiers Review
Critters Review
We watched Critters (1986) and were taken on a nostalgia trip the likes of which only an 80’s horror movie can deliver. … [Read more...] about Critters Review