We watched Vampire’s Kiss on Vudu and it was a delightful window into the soul of one of the most impressive, interesting, and entertaining actors of our age, Nic Cage. … [Read more...] about Vampire’s Kiss Review
Horror Movie Talk Episodes
A complete archive of Horror Movie Talk episodes. Listen to this horror movie podcast as two schlubby guys dissect the best to the newest horror movies in theaters, as well as old favorites. Listen and subscribe.
If you're wondering if we've covered a particular horror movie, the best way to check would be to use the search function to the right (below if on mobile), or check this spreadsheet of all our episodes.
Here's a sneak peek of what our Patreon members at the "We All Spoop For Ice Spoop" tier get every month. This is an exclusive review for that tier and higher. Sign up to access all our previous pretentious episodes at our Patreon page. … [Read more...] about Goodnight Mommy Pretentious Review Sneak Peek
Before Sarah Michele Gellar, Kristy Swanson brought Joss Whedon's iconic vampire slaying heroine to the silver screen. Does this 90s relic hold up to scrutiny sans nostalgia? listen to our latest episode to find out. … [Read more...] about Buffy the Vampire Slayer Review
We watched Resolution on Tubi and were treated to something so meta that Facebook might have a case against them. … [Read more...] about Resolution (2013) Review with Fart Simpson
If you want to feel stranger danger, look no further than Scott Derrickson's new film The Black Phone in theaters now. This well constructed and acted supernatural thriller is well worth your time. … [Read more...] about The Black Phone Review
We watched Constantine on HBO Max and I realized that I had a bunch of unfounded ill-will toward this movie, which is pretty good. … [Read more...] about Constantine (2005) Review
Mad God is the new Phil Tippett stop motion animation movie available exclusively on Shudder. In this Patreon only review, we talk a lot about this movie and what we loved and hated about it. To support our show and gain access to the following Patreon only Pretentious reviews, support us on Patreon! … [Read more...] about Mad God Pretentious Review Sneak Peak
For Pride month this year, we decided to review a great LGBTQ+ horror movie. Saying Stranger By The Lake is a horror movie, is pretty generous, since it is more on the light end of thriller. But what it lacks in horror, it makes up in homoeroticism. … [Read more...] about Stranger By The Lake (L’inconnu du lac) Review
We went and saw Crimes of the Future and witnessed David Cronenberg's return to body horror in one of the most upsetting films of the year. … [Read more...] about Crimes of the Future Review
This film is the epitome of body horror, done by the master of body horror: David Cronenberg. If you have never seen The Fly, you'll definitely be saying to yourself "Ew, David". … [Read more...] about The Fly (1986) Review