Howdy pardners and pardnettes, it's time to join the rodeo and review Bone Tomahawk. It's going to be a rootin tootin good time. … [Read more...] about Bone Tomahawk Review
Orphan: First Kill Review
Much like disposable tupperware, Orphan: First Kill rebels against the idea of a one-use premise. It ends up being the latest entry in the "meh" cinematic universe (MCU). … [Read more...] about Orphan: First Kill Review
Get Out Review
Remember that hilarious Jordan Peele from sketch comedy shows like Mad TV and Key & Peele? Well he decided to make a movie, and I'm sure it's going to be... hilarious. … [Read more...] about Get Out Review
Prey (2022) Review
Prey takes the Predator franchise back to it's roots by focusing on a mano a mano fight to the death. However, what this film does even better than the original is create a compelling protagonist with a clear character arc. … [Read more...] about Prey (2022) Review
Nope Review
Jordan Peele's third outing as a horror film writer/director, Nope, continues his trajectory as one of the best horror filmmakers of a generation. In Nope, he turns the trope of a UFO on it's head and makes it a truly terrifying presence. … [Read more...] about Nope Review
Goodnight Mommy Pretentious Review Sneak Peek
Here's a sneak peek of what our Patreon members at the "We All Spoop For Ice Spoop" tier get every month. This is an exclusive review for that tier and higher. Sign up to access all our previous pretentious episodes at our Patreon page. … [Read more...] about Goodnight Mommy Pretentious Review Sneak Peek
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Review
Before Sarah Michele Gellar, Kristy Swanson brought Joss Whedon's iconic vampire slaying heroine to the silver screen. Does this 90s relic hold up to scrutiny sans nostalgia? listen to our latest episode to find out. … [Read more...] about Buffy the Vampire Slayer Review
The Black Phone Review
If you want to feel stranger danger, look no further than Scott Derrickson's new film The Black Phone in theaters now. This well constructed and acted supernatural thriller is well worth your time. … [Read more...] about The Black Phone Review
Stranger By The Lake (L’inconnu du lac) Review
For Pride month this year, we decided to review a great LGBTQ+ horror movie. Saying Stranger By The Lake is a horror movie, is pretty generous, since it is more on the light end of thriller. But what it lacks in horror, it makes up in homoeroticism. … [Read more...] about Stranger By The Lake (L’inconnu du lac) Review
The Fly (1986) Review
This film is the epitome of body horror, done by the master of body horror: David Cronenberg. If you have never seen The Fly, you'll definitely be saying to yourself "Ew, David". … [Read more...] about The Fly (1986) Review