Here's a sneak peek of what our Patreon members at the "We All Spoop For Ice Spoop" tier get every month. This is an exclusive review for that tier and higher. Sign up to access all our previous pretentious episodes at our Patreon page. … [Read more...] about Goodnight Mommy Pretentious Review Sneak Peek
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Review
Before Sarah Michele Gellar, Kristy Swanson brought Joss Whedon's iconic vampire slaying heroine to the silver screen. Does this 90s relic hold up to scrutiny sans nostalgia? listen to our latest episode to find out. … [Read more...] about Buffy the Vampire Slayer Review
The Black Phone Review
If you want to feel stranger danger, look no further than Scott Derrickson's new film The Black Phone in theaters now. This well constructed and acted supernatural thriller is well worth your time. … [Read more...] about The Black Phone Review
Stranger By The Lake (L’inconnu du lac) Review
For Pride month this year, we decided to review a great LGBTQ+ horror movie. Saying Stranger By The Lake is a horror movie, is pretty generous, since it is more on the light end of thriller. But what it lacks in horror, it makes up in homoeroticism. … [Read more...] about Stranger By The Lake (L’inconnu du lac) Review
The Fly (1986) Review
This film is the epitome of body horror, done by the master of body horror: David Cronenberg. If you have never seen The Fly, you'll definitely be saying to yourself "Ew, David". … [Read more...] about The Fly (1986) Review
Patreon Exclusive Preview: Pretentious Review of Cat People (1942)
SynopsisAn American man marries a Serbian immigrant who fears that she will turn into the cat person of her homeland's fables if they are intimate together. … [Read more...] about Patreon Exclusive Preview: Pretentious Review of Cat People (1942)
Firestarter (2022) Review
Just like prodigy sang: I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter; You're a firestarter, twisted firestarter. This Blumhouse remake of the 80s classic is more twisted, but is it worth a watch? Listen to our review to find out. … [Read more...] about Firestarter (2022) Review
Hatching (Pahanhautoja) Review
Don't let the subtitles turn you off. This is one of the best theatrical horror movie releases of the year. The Hatching will stay with you, especially if you were raised by a narcissist. … [Read more...] about Hatching (Pahanhautoja) Review
Paranormal Activity Review
The movie that launched a thousand stationary camcorders. Paranormal Activity cracked the code of found footage to make one of the most successful horror movies of all time. Listen to our review and see if it still holds up. … [Read more...] about Paranormal Activity Review
The Possession of Hannah Grace Review
The Possession of Hannah Grace does the smart move and doesn't make itself a carbon copy of all The Exorcist copycats. This is an interesting twist on the demon possession sub genre and is well crafted enough to overcome its repetitiveness. … [Read more...] about The Possession of Hannah Grace Review